codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

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mooneist:

play-the-game:

bl-ossomed:

oaktreegirl:

I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means

what does it mean?

It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad or do you want me because you actually love me, not solely on comfort and fear but you actually want me.

Wow

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henteye:

sigurrossgeller:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

brome brome

this is an experience tbh

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Make love to me
like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.
Go slow.
I’m new to this,
but I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop
without jumping.
I have realized that the moon
did not have to be full for us to love it.
That we are not tragedies
stranded here beneath it.
That if our hearts
really broke
every time we fell from love
I’d be able to offer you confetti by now.
But hearts don’t break, y’all,
they bruise and get better.
We were never tragedies.
We were emergencies.
You call 9 – 1 – 1.
Tell them I’m havin’ a fantastic time. —Buddy Wakefield, We Were Emergencies. (via theburnthatkeepseverything)
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s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

404,293 notes + 2 days ago

drowningbyyourside:

Brand New

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I am not comfortable
in my own skin;
But I am trying
to be. Damn it,
I am trying to be. —(via c0ntemplations)
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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)
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lilpunkin:

u don’t brush curly hair!!!! u just don’t!!

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husssel:

stoppfeenin:

clarknokent:

halaalpussy:

redtormenta:

5ft1:

mileysblackfriend:

i honestly hate vine so much

Good fucking BYE!!!!

SHE GOT THE HAIRCUT!!!!

SHE GOT THE HAIRCUT

Lmfao and that’s why he is mixed

IM WEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

THE HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*
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barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

image

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