what is it called when u kill a friend
Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
weird how america claims to be one nation under god when the first line of its anthem is “oh satan you see”
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
"Red lips like wine, wanna drink ‘em up
And keep on drinkin’ ‘til you make me drunk”
Country Song of The Day : My Eyes - Blake Shelton (Feat. Gwen Sebastian)
so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.
"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.
…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something?
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
i could take over the world with these tights